It’s one of those weeks where my eye bags take on the qualities of 2 small black holes that, at any time, could sook in my whole head and swallow it up. It’s time to delve under the bathroom sink and see what I can find – I’m looking for the magic green stick, the holy grail that is the Garnier Caffeine Eye Roll On……

Hmmmpf – as the kids say, roll on, jog on! I may as well lick my finger and stick it in a jar of nescafe and rub that under my eye for all the good it’ll do!